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Funny Clock Man

A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.
Person 1: What's Funny Clock Man's ideology anyways?
Person 2: Burgsys
by Tsar Dudebro II January 5, 2023
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Strange Old Man

A variation on the stranger where a person spends enough time in a hot tub to get their hand wrinkly, sits on it until it's numb and then proceeds to touch themself.
I heard that you tried the Strange Old Man last night, that's screwed up.
by S7 January 11, 2008
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The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.
Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.
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Yellow Man's Burden

the task given to all Asians to be better than everybody else at anything; the ultimate goal of all Asians
Since the dawn of the SATs, the Yellow Man's Burden was placed upon all Asians.

Guy 1:Can you come to the party on Saturday?
Guy 2: Sorry, I can't because I have to study.
Guy 1: That sucks, I'd hate to have the Yellow's Man Burden too.
by Confucius Bic Boi July 17, 2012
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Dance with the cookie man

What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.
by Osix spartan March 13, 2019
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Dead Man's Volley

A Battle Technique from the Zelda Series, It is performed by Hitting a Glowing Ball back and forth between Link and an Enemy until one of them Fucks Up
Link had to Dead Man's Volley Phantom Ganon
by Mrmetaknight875345 April 29, 2015
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Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".
Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
by CactusHeart January 17, 2012
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