i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee

mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog

by The real Mitchell Krueger November 3, 2020

ur dog

when someone is being a strag

OMFG STOP HANGING OUT WITH STRAGS! UR DOG!

by caw king May 1, 2023

Straight Dog

When you call Ryan Wilson out for photoshopping his one bicep and forgetting the other.

dID YoU JuST StRaIgHT dOg RyAn WiLsOn???

by Lord Panda November 28, 2019

Dog water

My Friends say that I'm DOG WATER but I always question them what does that mean and they go BRUH.

Did you fail the test your so DOG WATER at this cheaper than a public restroom

by Kid that's worthy March 17, 2021

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

dog voice

the different tones and pitches you use when talking to your dog. the change in your voice when you talk to dogs, usually being higher and more dramatised

you (to your dog) - oh hello there (dogs name) aren’t you so pretty

me - don’t use that dog voice (your name) it’s annoying

by ultimatedefinitioncreator December 26, 2022