doofus dog

A dumb dog who barks a lot and can’t stfu and has a dumb owner

Did u see that dumb owner waking Her doofus dog

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

they're eating the dogs

Something that was said by Annoying Orange that shows how much of a duffy he is.

They're eating the dogs, and Lemonfur has no story.

by Skarrins February 01, 2025

take your first swing ya dog

A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.

eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog

by TheSBPony December 17, 2021

dog-fruiter

Dog-fruiter, used in a context where someone is sensitive to profanity

He called you a dog-fruiter!

Dog-fruiters get in trouble from co-workers.

He says dog- fruiter a lot!

A nice person, is not a dog-fruiter

by maria91 October 13, 2010

Samba the Dog

The cutest dog in the whole word. She is so cute in fact, that people stop her lovely owner in the street just to pet her.

She always smells amazing and her nipples are a normal size.

Person 1: Wow! that australian labradoodle is so cute UwU

Person 2: Thats Samba the Dog. Everyone in ends knows her becuase she is so adorable.

Person 1: Wow! i really want to pet Samba the Dog. She is way cuter then my english pointer Maddy

by HarryMayes June 27, 2019

Hot Dogs in a Hamper

When you can't think of the words for "pigs in a blanket."

I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.

by KirbyCat5723 July 24, 2024

The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.

When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".

by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021