ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023

No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.

Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”

by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024

past one

The action of being played

Damn, did he pull a past one?!

by Pizzasexual.Sam February 11, 2017

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.

"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"

by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018

One finger up

One finger up implies they want you just too scared to say it

A girl sent me a photo with one finger up

by Jenifer123 April 27, 2023