Post sex syndrome (PSS)

The Good mood your in after crazy sex, and you don't realize that your annoying others because you wont stfu.

Dude did he just get laid he is obnoxious and loud he must have Post sex syndrome (PSS)

by razors suck May 28, 2011

king of the empty castle syndrome

A type of slut-shamer who wants sex, but only wants it with people who have not had sex, out of insecurity about ability. Takes the attitude of "I want to be the best thing that's ever happened to a woman's vagina and if she's had anyone else, then I won't be."

"Did you ever hook up with that one guy?"
"Nah, he didn't want me, he found out I'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome."

by LittleSallySparrow June 22, 2012

unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

by kkkkkkkkkk May 30, 2004

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.

A person with this disease will die within 8 months.

My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020

Shiny New Toy Syndrome

The feeling you get in a long term relationship when you develop a crush on someone else for a short period of time.

I love James and i'd never leave him, but i think i have a slight crush on Will! Ugh i must have shiny new toy syndrome, it'll pass in a week!

by feelingprettygay January 22, 2017

Plushy Dick Syndrome (PDS)

When your ballsack suddenly feels soft and limps around, then you find that it's fun to see it wobble, so you slap it around or play with it.

Dude, Plushy Dick Syndrome (PDS) Is so fun when you get it.

by Msmote June 11, 2020

All Day Pyjama Syndrome

A condition which causes sufferers to never change out of their pyjamas.

People take their children to school in their pyjamas, go about their business, go to the supermarket and go about their daily lives wearing their pyjamas. In rare cases, people like this actually have jobs, but this is almost unheard of.

Boss: "Why are you wearing pyjamas to work?!"
Employee: "What's wrong with that? It seems perfectly normal to me. I wear them everywhere."
Boss: "You must have All Day Pyjama Syndrome. I'm sending you to The Priory..."

SEE ALSO: Chav

by MikeBozo September 23, 2011