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Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.
Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.
by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025
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The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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The Full Wind

When you fuckin for the full 3 hours 58 minutes of the movie Gone With the Wind
"Hey babe wanna go for the full wind tonight"
"Frankly dear i don't give a damn"
by seizememesofproduction December 6, 2016
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it winds

If something is high-end, and custom-built to a specific purpose. By analogy to an expensive watch.
Man, I just got the new iPhone. They come in purple now, and it winds!
by sdfvvf September 22, 2021
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Tasmanian Wind Chime

The man stands up on the bed, the woman then stands on a stool or chair and starts sucking the man. The man grabs the woman and kicks out the chair having the woman hanging while sucking the man. Her legs will dangle like a wind chime.
After a couple shots of ropaadope whiskey she let me hit the Tasmanian wind chime last night, I had her singing like a wind chime.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
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tits to the wind

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.
by Jendingo December 4, 2022
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Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.
Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.
by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018
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