juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Graping

To have gay non-consentual sex with someone with or without their permission or to force someone to have gay sex with them.

Someone stop him, he is graping him.

by Flexia January 29, 2022

green grape

a phrase that pedophiles use to describe young children.

I usually just go for green grapes bc they taste better

by undercoverchip786 April 16, 2023

They did sugary on a grape

They did sugary on a grape, what more is there to say.

How are you today, They did sugary on a grape

by They did sugary on a grape November 27, 2018

Spilling the Grapes

Having a laxidasical conversation with your friend.

Did y'all finish the movie?

Nah, we just ended up spilling the grapes

by KarlMarx2012 January 12, 2017

Spicy grape

A drink that is a mix of a grape flavor: (Kool-aid, Grape juice, Gatorade) with a sprite. Specifically McDonalds Spicy sprite

Mix some of that grape kool aid with the sprite I got from McDonalds, lmk if it tastes like spicy grape.

by NowlegeKnower January 30, 2022