Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

Third Shoe

The shoe left in your ass after someone plants their foot up your ass.

Man I think payroll made a mistake on my check, I'm gonna have to stop by their office. Man don't come back with that third Shoe like last time.

by Pierced69 March 17, 2022

quadruple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

balls to the third

when ur bored and it just pops up in ur mind

Rob: (is bored) balls to the third, man why thefuckdidithinkthat?

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Thirding

When you excessively flex fast cars, holidays, watches, cigars, shopify screenshots & simp of women. The fake it till you make it!

See that Mitch guy he's thirding so hard with that rented Lamborghini & $5k Rolex!

by Dubai_Lyfe June 25, 2024

third cousin-pibling

Parent's third cousin.

My third cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

ophelius demetris the third

name of an orange fish that is in fortnite the game

hey i just caught an ophelius demetris the third over here!

by ophelius November 29, 2020