Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

by Shizzymac May 21, 2018

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021

The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

The Salty Seafoam

When two willing adults get down on all fours and place whipped cream in their butt cracks, pressing their butts together farting simultaneously. Then quickly turning around to pee on eachother. Thus creating a explosion of salty whipped cream delight!

Instead of listening to white noise wave music we created our own ocean bliss by performing The Salty Seafoam. Feel the breeze!

by Briney January 16, 2023

salty cock

when a person is being cocky and salty they are a salty cock

ben: im so good at this all beat you w out trying
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!

by 444ngelll May 1, 2023