Someone who is not Asian, but displays ancient wisdom that could only have been acquired by being of the same spirit as Ancient Taoist Scholars, Zen masters, Chinese Alchemists, or Shaolin Monks.
"The Dr. is such an x-panda"
"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"
"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda
"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"
"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda
by Don Nutella-esque October 13, 2011

by bs brown May 3, 2010

by Waalaa July 29, 2008

Starts with anal intercourse hetro or homo just before ejaculation you withdraw and rub your penis around their eyes whilst ejaculating.
Acronym DTP
Acronym DTP
by Dump Truck Panda August 3, 2018

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.
"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"
"..."
"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"
"where'd you get that from?!"
"the panda theory mah man..think about it"
"..."
"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"
"where'd you get that from?!"
"the panda theory mah man..think about it"
by panda-man June 13, 2006

A phrase said when one wants to engage in alcoholic activity, most likely at a party or bar. Rarely does one get panda alone.
by The Slime King January 26, 2010

by Dark_side December 7, 2005
