Canada's history

An sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Just as things are getting heavy, your partner Prorogues sex.

1. Ahh..Yeeess, now take the moos-
2. I'm sorry, but i've prorogued our love making.
1. What the fuck?
2. That's Canada's History for ya.

by Jesus nipples February 5, 2010

canada's history

A sex act using moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. The antlers are placed on the Stanley cup in a see-saw fashion, and are then ridden with the antlers inserted into the rectums of those performing the act. The maple syrup is used as lubricant.

Roy and I tried out a Canada's history last night and boy is my rectum sore. And sticky.

by dyckie February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.

Dude, someone just sent me a picture of someone doing the Canada's History on some chick. Gross!

by someguy1234 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.

b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.

I just read her all of Canada's History, if you know what I'm saying.

by Dirty Mounty February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of using moose antlers as a sex device, with maple syrup as lubrication. Any liquids produced by this process are usually collected in the Stanley Cup.

I caught my mom researching Canada's History...I think i'm blind.

by Dick Sweat February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A BSL-4 sex act between D-9 shrimp aliens, bears, and moonbats (republicans). Coprophilia, anal firetrucks, and sperm discus follow 45 minutes of feltching foreplay. License required.

Ya dude. Christopher got all Canada's History on Smokey and Mitch McConnell.

by gels 23 February 4, 2010

canada's history

n/v. a filthy depraved act of erotic dirtyness wherein a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup are used. the antlers are placed on the mans head while he nails the women doggystyle. meanwhile, the woman is drinking syrup out of the stanley cup and sporatically gargalling it to the tune of 'o canada' . the man proceeds to ejaculate in the cup, then they both drink it.

My girl was actin up last night so i gave her the ol' canada's history...

by the mysterious fertilizer February 4, 2010