Soft Tease

The gentleness before it gets rough.

"You are gonna give me that soft tease first, right babe?"

"Yeah man I totally had to give her the soft tease to get her ready."

by CaptainJuan July 30, 2015

chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in

Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there

by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016

Pic tease

When your friend goes on an amazing adventure abroad that you'll only be able to experience vicariously, and keeps posting about it, but includes no pictures ):/
Meh!

...Stop being such a pic tease and include some photos of the Giant Emperor Penguins and the Southern Lights you punk ass!

by Kitty a go go February 2, 2017

Talk tease

A person who frequently butt dials the same person.

My girlfriend butt dials me at least twice a day, she's such a talk tease.

by MightyRiver December 21, 2016

Quarterback Tease

A quarterback who looks good coming out of college, but goes on to have a trash NFL career. In other words, Scott Mitchell.

If there was a list on Quarterback Teases, Scott Mitchell is number one.

by Husky Nugs 202 April 1, 2017

thot tease

Is when your girlfriend/ wife is doing thot behavior to seduce you to have sex.

Bae: You being a thot tease
Women: So take your clothes off and come fuck me

by Team Malone October 5, 2017

Shrimp Tease

When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.

"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"

by Ketamine.Fix April 22, 2018