Squirrel stash

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.

Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.

"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied

by DaMamaNasty May 10, 2022

Squirrel tunnel

Tunnels in which squirrels live.

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.

by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 04, 2020

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 05, 2022

full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron February 29, 2016

Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!

I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!

by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021

Scottish squirrel

The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.

"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"

"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"

by el_viagra May 07, 2022