National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

sit down blackout

When one gets home from work sits down and drinks until he or she blacks out.

Hey bro want to sit down blackout?

by Poopiepoo69 May 26, 2018

sit sit

When a female is on her menstrual cycle of the month. The term comes from being restricted to just sitting during the time of the month. Otherwise, one may experience the niagra falls coming down.

Susan has been quite bitchy lately, is she on her sit sit?

by Pickle dicks August 26, 2017

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 27, 2021

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

Zone sitting

When someone in Call Of Duty is sitting in a specific zone of the map on the game mode Domination.

When you and your team are being killed by people zone sitting by their flag in Domination.

by Luziach Swag May 6, 2013