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Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.
Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
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Screaming bat

a nick name given to a mom who yells a lot
by mcdeb June 28, 2017
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scream o'clock

a supremely upsetting time to be waking up. it might be really early in the morning, or anytime that makes you want to scream if you have to wake up then.
I had to get up at scream o'clock today to make my ridiculously early flight.
by Throatsoap March 16, 2018
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Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
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The Screaming Pistons

A sexual act involving your cock, if you’re a dude, or a strap on, if you’re a chick, and a vibrator. You stick the vibrator up your girl's ass and fuck her doggystyle. As your dick (or strap on) goes in-and-out of her snatch, you use your stomach to move the vibrator out-and-into her anus at the same time. The variable motion of your cock (or strap on) and the vibrator going in-and-out of both holes resembles a couple of pistons. Hot to watch, fun to perform and, if done right, you’ll both end up screaming.
Jane cummed five times when Dick gave her The Screaming Pistons.

Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.

The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.
by SickMonkey669 January 2, 2011
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