A groupchat that is either very active or inactive on a complete random basis. You have no clue if the groupchat has a lot or few messages until you open the app/groupchat.
"This groupchat is so inconsistent. One time it has hundreds of messages and another time it's completely dead."
"Yeah, it's basically Schrödinger's groupchat."
"Yeah, it's basically Schrödinger's groupchat."
by DutchPolarBear December 26, 2025
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by jose droyd January 9, 2026
Get the Schrödinger's cunny mug.Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.
I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".
by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026
Get the Schrödinger’s Sharpie mug.Schrödinger’s Antifa: a non-organization of primarily centrist, concerned citizens protesting, mostly peacefully, in their attempt to preserve democracy for themselves and their children against existing fascist leaning elements in their own government that is simultaneously a violent and ruthless, highly organized, clandestine society of communists, anarchists, socialists and other radical, criminal thugs burning cities to the ground because they hate their country and want it destroyed to allow for the New World Order
by Willy Won't go Home January 13, 2026
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The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'
The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'
1: "Mark just made a joke about women's rights. He's uh... he's being sarcastic, though, right...?"
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."
by Inlovewithabsol October 10, 2023
Get the pulling a Schrodinger mug.A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"
The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:
Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"
Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"
by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021
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Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
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