Dent the pot

When you've got to urinate really, really - REALLY - badly and it comes out like a steaming jetstream for, like, three or four minutes straight.

"Pull over. I've seriously got to dent the pot"

"Jeff had four beers and now he's in the head denting the pot"

by Teddy Thunderbolt September 20, 2011

skeeti pot

When a guy ejaculates into a woman's nostril and the ejaculate comes out the other nostril.

Stephen: Yo, Carolina! Come over here and let me blow my load into your nose so I can see it drip from the other nostril.

Carolina: That is disgusting, yet intriguing at the same time. I'm totally game for the skeeti pot.

by ergoamazingness July 27, 2011

fudge potting

the act of shoving marijuana up your ass

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.

by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009

Pot Sauna

N. Tokin up in your bathroom, with the shower on hot for a while. Wastes water, but man it's awesome.

"Hey man, ready for a visit to the pot sauna?"

by Aries415 November 6, 2008

pot head

Someone who is boring to hang out with unless you are stoned too.

I dumped my ex because he was a pot head. He just wanted to sit around and watch TV all day.

by Lacey2 September 1, 2007

SHIT POT

a whole fuck'n lota some thing (ie money,girls, weight,height,widith

That trucks weight is a whole shit pot load. That mother f'er has a whole shit pot of girls.

by mk&jl January 7, 2007

Crock pot

Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect

Man I crock potted my self in the shower this morning!

by sgtdobi February 7, 2010