Dent the pot

When you've got to urinate really, really - REALLY - badly and it comes out like a steaming jetstream for, like, three or four minutes straight.

"Pull over. I've seriously got to dent the pot"

"Jeff had four beers and now he's in the head denting the pot"

by Teddy Thunderbolt September 20, 2011

Boiling Pot

Pissing into a pot and throwing it at someone

He didn't know he was about to get a Boiling Pot

by IhaveHIV December 22, 2021

Crab Pot

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.

I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.

by halascanid February 5, 2022

Pot of Grain

Someone who plays league all the time and eats in his room, thereby eating out of a pot of grain.

Girl 1: "Have you seen that hot dude"
Girl 2: "Oh, I heard hes Pot of Grain"
Girl 1: "Oh nevermind hes disguisting"

by Niggere April 13, 2022

Crock pot

A hot or desirable female ass, preferably on the big or voluptuous side

"I wanna get all up in that crock pot..."

by B&C February 27, 2022

pot head

Someone who is boring to hang out with unless you are stoned too.

I dumped my ex because he was a pot head. He just wanted to sit around and watch TV all day.

by Lacey2 September 1, 2007

SHIT POT

a whole fuck'n lota some thing (ie money,girls, weight,height,widith

That trucks weight is a whole shit pot load. That mother f'er has a whole shit pot of girls.

by mk&jl January 7, 2007