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F2 PLAN

The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.

It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
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air plans

Plans that you have that are in the air or not set in stone. The plans are still up for change.
"We have air plans to go to Florida for spring break"
"I think I'm gonna go see Jamie on Friday, but that's just an air plan right now"
by Radical Sloth March 22, 2023
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Gerber life affordable grow up plan

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Have you heard of Gerber life affordable grow up plan
by Mans_dont_be_hot April 18, 2021
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plan b it

When i need to sneak some smokes into jail cuz I want better commissary I "plan b it"
by rodroddy April 17, 2014
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Dutch's Plan

Dutch's plan is a meme originating from the videogame 'Red Dead Redemption 2', in which he often uses the phase 'I have a plan' or 'stick to the plan'. Dutch's plan is open to the gamers interpretation. This is due to the conflicting evidence within Dutch's actions throughout the game, to actually ever prove he had a plan and really just loved causing absolute carnage wherever he went, influenced by the idiotic mindset of 'Micah Bell'. If Dutch's plan was to be hypothetically wrote down into bullet points, it would consist of: Tahiti, A boat, money and one last score. It would be safe to conclude that Dutch's plan is just actually a perpetual cycle of making bad decisions, until he failed to have a plan to fight 'gravity'.
We are going to rob this train as its part of Dutch's Plan.
by gym3m3 January 25, 2024
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W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan
I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .
by Guy O May 10, 2014
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The Dismemberment Plan

An underrated 90s post hardcore indie rock band from Washington DC formed on January 1st 1993, releasing four albums before breaking up in 2003 but then coming back in 2011 and releasing a new album in 2013.
"Yo I love The Dismemberment Plan"
"Emergency & I is such a fucking masterpiece"
by Frozen_Croissant May 29, 2022
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