to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

by Roachwriter March 19, 2015

x-panda

Someone who is not Asian, but displays ancient wisdom that could only have been acquired by being of the same spirit as Ancient Taoist Scholars, Zen masters, Chinese Alchemists, or Shaolin Monks.

"The Dr. is such an x-panda"

"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"

"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda

by Don Nutella-esque October 13, 2011

Te-Panda

a strangely intriguing object or creature you happen upon in somebody's garbage

Yo, this here TE-PANDA is quite a find!

by Waalaa December 15, 2005

dump truck panda

Starts with anal intercourse hetro or homo just before ejaculation you withdraw and rub your penis around their eyes whilst ejaculating.

Acronym DTP

I’m going to give her the best dump truck panda she has ever had.

by Dump Truck Panda August 04, 2018

the panda theory

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.

"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"

"..."

"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"

"where'd you get that from?!"

"the panda theory mah man..think about it"

by panda-man June 12, 2006

inverted panda

1) a fabled mind boggling sexual position 2) page 143 of the karma sutra.

fuck your rusty trombones and texas chili bowls, i have mastered the inverted panda.

by Dark_side December 06, 2005

Let's Get Panda

A phrase said when one wants to engage in alcoholic activity, most likely at a party or bar. Rarely does one get panda alone.

Greg: We're at this Damnation party, but what should we do?
Daemon: Let's get panda!

by The Slime King January 26, 2010