Penis

A thing Girls/Homosexuals crave like a fat kid and his Twinkies...

"Wow, Daquan has a large penis!"

by Who do you think I am?! March 30, 2015

penis

A big giant thing that can stick into someone's ass

imma stick my penis up ur ass bitch

by anandjot March 9, 2015

Penis

The item most commonly used to ease a bitchs carnal needs and or the shredder of all things good!

8 inches ha, I remember when I had my first beer.

~ Pornstars every where~
I can't walk straight i think it was his penis.

by Well_shit88 January 11, 2016

Peni

The plural of penis

"Wow look at all of those peni!"

by Yer m8 June 16, 2017

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017

Penis

haHAha

Me: Penis
Not me: haHAha

by MrMrKeeper November 17, 2020

Penis

big long thing hanging from a man

johns penis is very small

by Sava Sobolevs May 24, 2018