Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
by nekro3 May 16, 2018

A weekly competition in the Imogen Temult Fan Club Discord server where participants roll a D20 die to decide who becomes the "Mog Pog of the Week" (a title granted to the participant who rolled the highest number). In case of a tie, the tied participants roll again to see who has the highest result.
by MVNG0 February 13, 2024

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.
Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!
Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!
Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!
by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).
by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022

The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).
by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021

Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.
by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025
