by India Frau April 13, 2018
by Trashy87 July 15, 2008
by EhCanadian September 30, 2015
The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.
girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 27, 2021
A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
by Gongar September 02, 2018
Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.
by RastaMerth November 07, 2017