minge

in britain a minge is known as a car

brandon: i’m gonna get a brand new minge today but i’m not sure what colour
toby: i got a white minge but i prefer the grey ones

by jxrdan January 19, 2021

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

ming

something or someone that is gross, dirty looking, ugly, unappealing

"that looks ming"

"he's ming"

by deepfryer July 20, 2021

Ming

A person that resembles a four leaf clover. You’re considered to be lucky if you had the chance to meet them.

Take care ming

by Emptybottles November 24, 2021

Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.

Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass

by Minge Ninja November 22, 2011

Ming

Used to describe a situation in which there is an odd, disturbing, or disgusting event occurring. May also be able to describe a particular item.

"Rommy's Juice bar is disgusting! the juices have such an intense ming flavor, yuck!"

by anihcstyma May 8, 2022

Minging bins

Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.

Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!

by Bobby Axelrod October 17, 2022