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balmond london

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A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.
I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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To "London" someone

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To "London" someone
To stab someone multiple times.

Robbing can be involved aswell
To "London" someone
"I just Londoned some guy last night, i even got some blood on my shirt"
by Plutohr January 5, 2024
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Martin-London

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A person that would like to live in ,,London"- for the rest of his life. And after... . Because he has impressive english skills.
Martin-London can talk like ,,Michael Jackson's" voice.
by maasd the line April 16, 2024
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Martin-London

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Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.
Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"
by maasd the line April 18, 2024
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Barnes (London, SW13)

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A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
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A man that was given the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So he would love to visit ,,London" like Michael J. Jackson did. And his next nickname will be ,,Martin London".
Person X: I cannot believe i saw ,,Michael Jackson" yesterday.
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"
by h1ghflyer April 22, 2024
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The London limp

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An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.
by Limp4London July 25, 2024
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