A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.
by jlandrum February 3, 2017

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 16, 2019

Autistic Kid who is really short and has an obsession with Matt from Wii sports, Jimmy Neutron and Shrek
by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.
by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016

The one who fucking beats the shit out of people and becomes aggravated and mad very easily. He might even be a angry new animal or beast. Who really gives a shit though he kills anyone who comes in his way. Or just pushes them like his friends Zach and Gavin. He is one hell of a shithead.
by Hawksley, JaxKrew May 21, 2018

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020
