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Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut
by jkfbwje November 13, 2019
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Jacob Stripling

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.
Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...
by jlandrum February 3, 2017
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Jacob P

an amazing guy who is really cool and funny and nice and yeah. spill the tea 🤠😎
Jacob p is cool
by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 16, 2019
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Jacob Fowler

Autistic Kid who is really short and has an obsession with Matt from Wii sports, Jimmy Neutron and Shrek
by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019
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Jacob Cochran

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.
Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.
by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016
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Jacob Hawksley

The one who fucking beats the shit out of people and becomes aggravated and mad very easily. He might even be a angry new animal or beast. Who really gives a shit though he kills anyone who comes in his way. Or just pushes them like his friends Zach and Gavin. He is one hell of a shithead.
Jacob Hawksley will kill.
by Hawksley, JaxKrew May 21, 2018
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Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020
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