by PigEatingBacon February 24, 2011
An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 02, 2023
Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.
by all american 82 July 08, 2011
by grimly fiendish January 30, 2022
Yo Kim look at those fruit boots over there!
Im not riding on the back of another man's motorcycle, I ain't no damn fruit boot!!!
Im not riding on the back of another man's motorcycle, I ain't no damn fruit boot!!!
by Swanson AL Bronson June 12, 2022
Hey, Mark do you prefer to have sex with women or men? Man go on with that shit, I ain't no FRUIT BOOT! I love women!!!
by Swanson AL Bronson April 06, 2022
Lacey is a gorgeous girl who hurts but hides it too well she cares so much for everyone and loves to party and laugh she is adorable but can be so sexy and amazing in bed she carries a scent that's intoxicating and is a wisher if you ever cross a Lacey make friends with her she is loyal and dependable and sweet with an amazing sense of humor.
by N* May 11, 2018