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Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018
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Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.
Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to
by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019
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Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned
I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out
by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019
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Guitar

"Eugene decided to not shoot up a school and become a god at guitar."
by CheesyChuPapi March 29, 2022
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