by Bwebb May 24, 2015
A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.
Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?
George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016
Better half of Mr. Fucker, aka ham sup lo. Stylish, sassy, beautiful inside and out Known to live in HK, lives to love and loves to live.
The shop is always open!
The shop is always open!
by MR.FUCKER69 February 12, 2019
When Rick Moranis was inadvertently punched in the face. The guy who punched him was a real Throat Fucker
by DragonFeet June 23, 2021
Italian that takes their Italian heritage a little too seriously. Usually the person is 5 - 25% Italian so it makes no sense.
Look at the fettuccine fucker, he lives in Russia and is Asian but he reps that 2% Italian heritage like it's the only thing that matters
by mstrb8r October 13, 2020
A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.
"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"
by Yiff-center June 20, 2018
A lousy ass upperclassmen (likely a senior) who fucks with freshmen because they like little kiddies or have zero game with their own class.
by Freshmen Boy May 17, 2019