friend of the people

A filthy opportunist without any opinion or integrity. Common amongst politicians or business students.

'I'm a friend of the people', Frank said, 'that's why me and the majority always agree, and the majority is always right... now get me my coffee, my dear friend.'.

by Mitaki June 25, 2008

Tofu Friend

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.

"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"

by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009

Friend Of Mara

"Friend of Mara" comes from the TV show "She-Ra and the Princesses of Power"

While it is used as a password to unlock certain holograms and such in the show, it is also slang for being a member of the queer community within the fandom.

Person: Hey are you a friend of mara?
Fan of SPOP: Yea, I'm Bi. You?

by LipSoul's Daughter August 4, 2021

Friend Goggles

The attraction you start to feel towards a friend of the opposite gender who you would not normally find attractive, simply because you hang around them all of the time. Friend Goggles usually result in a regretted hookup.

The cause is usually curiosity.

Sally-"I think I might like George...i'm not sure if it's real or just friend goggles."

by Bombdiggity21 April 15, 2010

Friend Beezy

A female friend whose company is appreciated but sex is secretly longed for.

Oh that? That's just my friend beezy.

by Matty J from Fremont June 9, 2008

fuckdumb friend

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.

"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."

by dkf June 5, 2009

friend abyss

The space you banish unwanted Facebook friend requests to when you don't like the person enough to confirm it but don't want to offend them and ignore it so you leave the dormant friend request in your inbox for the rest of time. If ever you should ever run into said person, you can use excuses such as "I have so many friend requests I just haven't got to you yet".

Susan is extremely annoying and I really don't want her checking out my page but I see her out a lot. I'm just going to banish her to my friend abyss.

by Cookie Cordone October 21, 2010