Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Eli

Eli has a huge dick

Eli’s richard is rather large

by thefactspeaker November 3, 2019

Elis

The sweetest U will meet always has a box of chocolate with him. Elis is a godlike black swed that of course has a big Penis

Wow u we're really playing like Elis out there

by Tilda Reberg December 14, 2016

Eli

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018

Eli

A guy who will make you feel really special, and then break your heart and cheat on you.

Friend: What happened with you and Eli?
Me: Oh he cheated on me!
Friend: What?! He seemed different

by monkeysocks333 March 24, 2020

Eli

The name of the realest mf you'll ever meet.

Eli is my best friend. I love him.

by d1a7a August 2, 2023

ely

an enoying crappy basketball player who is self senterd and a retard

a huge dick is such an ely

by lacklen May 2, 2018