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Dolphin

Dolphins look like large fish, but they are actually small whales. They belong to a family that includes the common dolphin as well as killer whales, or orcas.
Theres dolphins on the background as symphony plays!
by svccubus September 8, 2024
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punch the dolphin

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"
by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016
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couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
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Dolphin

Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web
by HoonoZiggurat September 9, 2019
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Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts
Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap
by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014
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Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.
"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."
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Dolphin

yoo dolphin gave me an infinity!
by 4qd February 2, 2022
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