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shaved, oiled and dancing

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.
"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."
by AceTW August 2, 2004
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dancing bologna

Colloquial description of animated images used in poor taste, specifically on web sites or in emails.
1996 was a big year for dancing bologna.
by Sir Nose d'Voidoffunk August 23, 2006
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American Folk Dancing

Obfuscated term for pole dancing and strip clubs.
Let's go to the American Folk Dancing tonight. BoYah.
by neoliminal December 31, 2009
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darwin

darwin, charles was a alcoholic man with suicide inclinations, a huge white barb and a amateur interest for the nature. Inspired by his 33th grade freemason grandfather, erasmus darwin, the absurd theories of malthus and other primitive inanities, he considered his theory of evolution, by natural selection, which is scientifically collapsed today. (But with a simple research, you can find some idiots who still do believe in darwinism: dawkins, stephen jay gould, douglas futuyma, ...

The man who floored the theory of evolution is Harun Yahya
This "theory of evolution by natural selection" gave rise to doubts from the very first:

1- What were the "natural and coincidental variations" referred to by Darwin? It was true that some cows were bigger than others, while some had darker colors, yet how could these variations provide an explanation for the diversity in animal and plant species?

2- Darwin asserted that "Living beings evolved gradually." In this case, there should have lived millions of "transitional forms." Yet there was no trace of these theoretical creatures in the fossil record. Darwin gave considerable thought to this problem, and eventually arrived at the conclusion that "further research would provide these fossils."

3- How could natural selection explain complex organs, such as eyes, ears or wings? How can it be advocated that these organs evolved gradually, bearing in mind that they would fail to function if they had even a single part missing?

4- Before considering these questions, consider the following: How did the first organism, the so-called ancestor of all species according to Darwin, come into existence? Could natural processes give life to something which was originally inanimate?

Darwin was, at least, aware of some these questions, as can be seen from the chapter "Difficulties of the Theory." However, the answers he provided had no scientific validity. H.S. Lipson, a British physicist, makes the following comments about these "difficulties" of Darwin's:

On reading The Origin of Species, I found that Darwin was much less sure himself than he is often represented to be; the chapter entitled "Difficulties on Theory" for example, shows considerable self-doubt. As a physicist, I was particularly intrigued by his comments on how the eye would have arisen.1

Darwin invested all his hopes in advanced scientific research, which he expected to dispel the "difficulties of the theory." However, contrary to his expectations, more recent scientific findings have merely increased these difficulties.
by darwinism refuted April 14, 2009
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HARDCORE DANCING

Practicing your fighting moves at invisible enemies who seemed to be everywhere at an emo concert.
I was watching the band play but some punkass went crazy around me and did some Akuma spin kick on me.Those fucking hardcore dancers!
by Sonny D February 13, 2005
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Break Dancing

First Person: Dude, I think that guy is having a seizure.
Second Person: No, man, he's just break dancing.
by GlueGoneWild April 6, 2005
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dankind

by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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