Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
Get the Controlled Incompetencemug. .
by Reninu March 15, 2025
Get the The Sony Playstation 3 Boomerang Controller Is A Trackpad For A Compassmug. a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
Get the parental controlsmug. "Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"
by Deconentrated September 22, 2022
Get the Control Panelmug. Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar
I break controller.
by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022
Get the Controllermug. Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.
Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
by FerninLove April 2, 2019
Get the control-itismug. It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it
by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021
Get the Control mobilemug.