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Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
mugGet the Controlled Incompetencemug.

parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.
i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
mugGet the parental controlsmug.

Control Panel

Control panel is shortened to CP, which is re-expanded into child porn.
"Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"
by Deconentrated September 22, 2022
mugGet the Control Panelmug.

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar
I break controller.
by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022
mugGet the Controllermug.

control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.
Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
by FerninLove April 2, 2019
mugGet the control-itismug.

Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it
Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile
by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021
mugGet the Control mobilemug.

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