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Blonds

They are refurred to "bumb ass people". Because they are blond. Beware of them. You may be their next victim.
Yall are thinking the Illuminatis are dangerous? Then you are dumbdumb you little sheeple. The blonds are the REAL danger of the planet. They will... BLOND YOU.
"Arthur is blond. Beware of the blonds"
by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023
mugGet the Blondsmug.

Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.
The dumb blonde tripped over herself.
by 'suppeeps March 31, 2021
mugGet the Dumb blondemug.

Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish
“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine
by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023
mugGet the Blonde Adjacentmug.

Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached
Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!
by 40z4lyf3 May 21, 2017
mugGet the Blonde bummug.

Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards
by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020
mugGet the Blonde bitchmug.

faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.
She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.
by LazyEva January 15, 2018
mugGet the faceless blondemug.

Dumb Blonde

Jamielia Johnson is the living definition of this word. She is the craziest person you will ever meet if you see her run.
Did you see Jamielia
“Yh she’s the definition of dumb blonde”
by Anonymous111105 October 13, 2020
mugGet the Dumb Blondemug.

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