Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.

Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.

by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014

Joel Bird

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub

Proper Joel Bird you

by RobbieFuckingP January 11, 2020

Bower bird

A female who is in a threesome with two gay guys. She is wanking them off while they are kissing above her.

Last night the boys fully bower birded me!

by Mikarly November 17, 2019

Duolingo bird

An evil demon lime green grape owl with a nasty attitude who likes to violence anytime you miss a day of lessons.

A serial killer and kidnapper who enjoys breaking into the houses of unsuspecting bilingual wannabees and then causing lots of pain and harm.

me texting my friend:omg the duolingo bird is so creepy
friend: yeah i haven't practiced french in a month
friend:
me:hello??
Duo:if you ever wanna see her again you better start up your german again

by Lifeisafish January 25, 2023

Bird of Pray

This is a shout out to all the young eagles, hawks, falcons and vultures, (birds of prey) who are afraid of heights. And find themselves praying for the courage to push their little taloned feet off the tree and into the pretty blue sky.

You can do it!

I want to live up to my bird of prey potential, but right now I'm just a bird of pray.

-Baldy Mcflapflap

by Olive989 March 14, 2023

Bird Activity

The activities or behavior of a bird (a girl) that’s sneaky, shitty, bitchy, or all of the above. Usually this behavior is seen in a pick me girl.

Girl 1: Jess was flirting with everyone’s boyfriend last night. And she KNOWS none of them are single.

Girl 2: Bird activity.

by IThinkIKnowWhatImTalkingAbout January 19, 2021

Biggest Bird

Zander McGregor Huntley

Zander McGregor Huntley is the "Biggest Bird"

by GooseMonke October 3, 2023