August 16th

National pussy lip sucking day. Go suck some pussy lips! People born on this day have an automatic pass to suck pussy lips.

Greg- “what day is it?”
Wade- “it’s August 16th”

Greg- “damn bet boutta smack down some pussy lips”

by Willis dick fit in your mouth October 16, 2019

August 11

If you were born on this day, you’re probably depressed as f*** and gay or/and are a e-girl

Sorry I don’t make the rules

Hey I’m sad

Were you on born in August 11?

by Enter your pseudonym name bish October 27, 2019

24th august

Probably your birthday if your searching this...

My birthday = 24th August

by Bobmarleysbro420 November 3, 2019

august 18

national gay day!! everyone has to be gay on this day, August 18th. for a whole day

person one: what you doing today??
person two: hanging out with my gf why??
person one: what!! you can’t. today’s august 18 !! National gay day!! you can’t be with your gf you haveta have a bf!!

( same goes for girls “

by mateotcl November 19, 2019

August 5

National suck boobies day
Just go grab the nearest girl you can find and suck some boobies.
Best shit you can do!

„I‘ve never sucked boobies before, what’s it like?“
„That’s the best thing you can ever have In your mouth, it’s august 5. go do it!“

by Sisisigb August 2, 2021

August 1st

The day to compliment others. For example “you got one hell of a nice ass” or “your looking fine today you smexy mother faka

August 1st is the best day ever

by Mei the smexy 1 June 19, 2020

August 31st

The last day of summer.

“August 31st is the last day of summer.”

by I.M. Abdullah August 31, 2021