A guy who is very short almost under 4 foot looks built but just kind of chunky thinks he gets girls but really just gets played and blocked.
Andres went to the movies by himself.
by Hylios April 30, 2023
Get the Andresmug. A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
Get the Andremug. 
Get the Andresmug. He’s a tall, handsome, brave, and romantic man. He is lover not a fighter, but he fights for what he loves! He’s the creative type: music, photography, and anything digitally creative. Loves to make everyone laugh and seems to be an attractive asset. He can have a conversation with pretty much anything that moves. He’s a family man and an amazing lover to his lady. There is no one like him. If you have an Andres in your life, keep him in your life, he’s one of a kind.
When I grow up I want to be like that guy, Andres!
Damn, girl, when am I going to find me an Andres!?
Damn, girl, when am I going to find me an Andres!?
by LeticiaPikachu5 November 22, 2021
Get the Andresmug. A cheap ass, chip stealin', non proficient bin chicken. Also often doesnt respect women. May own 2 houses.
by Rjk1000 September 26, 2020
Get the An Andremug. He has a small dick
by Penegrande200 November 23, 2021
Get the Andresmug. 
Get the Andremug.