When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face
“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018
Get the Alabama slimermug. weird people in alabama who worry too much about being culturally sensitive, love inspirational quotes and love the kid president videos.
by alabamaisweird November 12, 2013
Get the Alabama-Weirdmug. When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.
I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.
by MartonB April 3, 2022
Get the Alabama baptismmug. Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.
One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.
One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.
“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”
by R.D. Shackleford July 10, 2019
Get the Alabama Hannahmug. Slightly overweight. About 10 pounds more than you should weight.
Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny
Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny
Newyorker: wow I got flabby I must've gained 20 pounds since last year
Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny
Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny
by wicked clowns mothafucka!! September 6, 2012
Get the alabama skinnymug. by MATTHEW the cashew August 9, 2019
Get the Alabama Pipelinemug. Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.
Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?
Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!
Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!
by Kodak999 August 14, 2019
Get the Alabama noodlingmug.