Hayden

Hayden is the sexiest man alive and has a dick so big you'll pass out looking.

WOW Hayden's dick is sooo big.

by someone.com@sigmadaddy February 11, 2025

Hayden

Hayden is a person that will trick you into liking them. All the other definitions of Hayden are wrong. Hayden is from Australia, and he cannot be trusted (because australian people are crazy and upside-down). If a Hayden speaks to you, there is only one counter.

You: *Minding your own business*
Hayden: kangaroo
You: Shut the fuck up, Bitch.
Hayden: *Cries*
You: Victory

by who likes australian people November 2, 2021

Hayden

Hayden is somewhat funny and kind but can also wake up and choose violence. Although he's funny and kind, never take that as an opportunity to fuck with him. Never underestimate him. Your either on his good side or his bad side. When your on his bad side you stay there until he knows the real you, and if your still you then oh well you stay on the bad side.

"He's a Hayden, that's what he is"

by Yvyctc5c6x November 22, 2021

Hayden

A person who sleeps in in the morning on work days

Hayden was supposed to be at work this morning but he slept in

by I am always late to to work June 2, 2025

Hayden

A predator. A guy who likes girls way younger than him. Prefers girls under 15 years old

Hayden is such a predator

by Dareal2smooth November 28, 2023

Hayden

He’s the beef

“Who is that guy over there?” “Oh that’s Hayden, he’s the best’

by Horny penis Landry guy who gay November 23, 2021

hayden

Some fat feker who likes to get enjoyment out of his dad grounding him when hes a naughty boy. Hayden has a pebble of a sister who walks around like the cock of the walk even though her diet is the maccies menu. Hayden is a short gay man with horrible taste in men. He wears a rainbow coloured poppy because he likes to spread a gay message just like he spreads his willy wonka across his dads teeth. Hayden is hayden.

Did you see that fat bloke on the bus? It was definitely a hayden.

by ghnfrgnn June 6, 2023