Jason Bourne

A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.

"Jesus Christ"
"It's Jason Bourne!"

by Buel September 16, 2017

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

Jason Finney

He is an ugly bastard who has a small willy

Oh look it’s jason finney , fat fook

by Liamjones1897 March 8, 2018

jason lane

He is a Fucking gay cunt. He sucks so much dick that even a brothel house could handle that much dick. he claims he is the best at everything but is the biggest cocky guy ever.

Dont be a Jason Lane

by Eagleboys123 March 4, 2017

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

Jason Hines

Jason Hines is a girl who likes to fuck and is always searching for something she cannot have.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily there's a duck in the stream

Jason Hines is a ummmmm wait oh wait cN we can we get some Jason Hines

by Jason Hines November 14, 2021

halluci-jason

a hallucination of Jason Vorhees, as seen in the Friday the 13th films
created by James A. Janisse of Dead Meat

"His halluci-jasons are getting so bad, dude can't even take a minute to admire himself in the mirror." (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT, Dead Meat)

by dr4g0ng1rl September 19, 2021