Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place

"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"

by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009

Whack a dj

Whack a DJ is when a man grabs his Dick and try’s to whack as many hookers as possible to get the highest score. Almost like a game of whack a mole.

“Man I just participated in the craziest game of whack a DJ “

by Frogtoad69 December 28, 2020

Caketown Whacked

Extremely inebriated or high. Heavily under the influence of any drug or intoxicant.

Dude, drink some of this drank, it will get you caketown whacked.

Tim took a bunch of Adderall and smoked the bong, now he is caketown whacked.

by WHBongzilla December 30, 2011

Bag whacking

1. A hard strike to one’s genitals.

2. When an unattractive guy pulls hella hoes.

1. Tony was buried balls deep, he was bag whacking.
2. Cleatus looked like shit today, but he was pulling hella. Fuck some would also say he was bag whacking.

by Cleatusfinelia April 17, 2022

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Whack-Jobber

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.

That person on the street is definitely a Whack-Jobber

by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.

Amy was whacking the bush

by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013