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Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
by Dimedude January 5, 2009
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Ultimate Killer

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Ultimate Sigmatron

A serious infection that inflames the air sacs in one or both lungs, typically presents with a constellation of respiratory and systemic symptoms. One of the hallmark indicators is a persistent cough, which may be dry or produce phlegm that ranges from clear to yellow or greenish in color. This cough is often accompanied by shortness of breath, even with minimal exertion, and a sharp or stabbing chest pain that worsens with deep breathing or coughing. These symptoms emerge as the alveoli fill with fluid or pus, impairing the lungs' ability to facilitate efficient gas exchange.

Systemic manifestations of it can be equally debilitating. Patients frequently experience a sudden onset of fever, often high and accompanied by chills and profuse sweating. Fatigue is pervasive and may be profound, accompanied by weakness, headaches, and muscle aches, reflecting the body’s immune response to the infection. In some cases, particularly in older adults or those with compromised immune systems, pneumonia may present more subtly, with confusion, lower-than-normal body temperature, and a general decline in functional capacity, rather than overt respiratory distress.
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ultimate

Having the qualities of being both singular and sublime.

Only feelings can be ultimate.
Feeling stands at the top of the pan-nihilistic pantheon.

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Ultra Ultimate Grandpa

The rejected Pillar Men, only seen in the OVA with Ricardo Milos, and Sans Undertale. He is an all-powerful being, trained by Goku, Allah, and the Arabic store clerk that works at that one liquor store. He has faced ゴゴ「One More Time」ゴゴ before, but only in the manga. There is a cult to praise the UUG, called The UUG Fanculb.
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Ultimate Sigma

A person who is better, more powerful than a regular sigma. Nobody dares to mess with them, as it will go down bad.
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