Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 02, 2023
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Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.
Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper
by all american 82 July 08, 2011
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Boot That Junt

(Verb)
Most used in sports as hitting or kicking the ball. Instead of "kick the ball" or "hit the ball" you would replace it with "boot that junt". Most of the time, it provides encouragement to the teammate's to boot that junt and score.
As watermelondra was getting close to scoring the winning game Claire yelled, "Watermelonondra! Boot that junt!" and she scored.
by Ihongbuns August 30, 2016
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boot over

It’s a slang way to saybend over
When you’re 4 and take a big shit, your grandma would say “boot over” so she could wipe your ass
by Grandma’s pot pie September 14, 2020
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Boot Bunny

A male or female who's primary attraction is to cops or other authority figures; also another word for a snitch or narc
Don't fuck with that woman, she's a boot Bunny.

Our new coworker will snitch to the boss for anything, he's such a boot Bunny.
by J A W February 08, 2023
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Power booted

When you have been drinking too much so you induce vomiting on purpose so you can get back to the party and drink more.
Hey Maddy just power booted so she can still drink more, get her a beer!
by Sir Patrick July 03, 2015
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boots the monkey

person:who's a high motherfucker on a stupid show
boots the monkey:me
by jason wachenheim February 14, 2021
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