dolphins

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020

Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 4, 2024

dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 22, 2016

SACS Dolphins

A waterpolo team assembled by the gods them self, bought together by destiny. Usually have a monster cock and pull all the ladies. Enjoy excessive partying and blacking out. They are believed to have Mediterranean tans and huge biceps.

Guy 1 : why does that guy have a monster dong?
Guy 2 : I don't know, probably a SACS Dolphins

Guy 1 : that guy is always drunk and he always has girls hanging off him, how does he do it?
Guy 2 : dude, he is SACS Dolphin duh!!!

by the crippler1 May 21, 2011

dolphin

A dolphin is a creature of the whater type, it specializes in bombing the land of the Japanese with its partner Whale
Its preferred method of transportation is a Boeing B-29 "Superfortress"

And its favorite dish is the salty tears of its enemys

Fuka u whale and fuka u dolphin

by aka A.K June 9, 2017

Female Dolphin

A person named Alex Gintz

“Look there is the female dolphin!”

by SMKK March 12, 2020

Dolphin fucking

When you use only one foot and one hand while using an elliptical.

Dude1: I think that guys using the elliptical wrong.

Dude2: no man, he’s just dolphin fucking

by The josh saint fan club May 23, 2019