When a woman sits on your face with her vagina directly over your mouth (the females clitoris is at the tip of your nose) and you let her ride your face until she orgasms.
(first person): Dude last night Susan came three times in my mouth.
(second person): dude you let her ride the bike?! Awesome!!!
(second person): dude you let her ride the bike?! Awesome!!!
by nelly4tado June 19, 2010

Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006

by j-masta420 April 19, 2009

If someone has already called shotgun or there are no seats available: "riding Henry" is the act of riding along in the bed of a truck. More creative and advanced participants will try it on the outside of a car or any vehicle other than a truck.
" man those assholes picked me up with a full crew, so I had to man up and ride Henry by myself in the back! "
"we need to get this mattress home,so someones riding Henry in the truck cuz we don't have bungie cords".
"we need to get this mattress home,so someones riding Henry in the truck cuz we don't have bungie cords".
by HTML rulez d00d January 4, 2010

Sitting in the owners corner (adjacent seat to the driver, usually behind)of a moving vehicle that isn't yours. Especially with friends
by @naicrosoft Elite Crew October 3, 2013

the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.
Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Bamph March 22, 2009
