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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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Listing

Listing is a discord server full of insecure weak twats that argue as if their own life is on the line. Most of the people in this server are most likely an outcast to everybody in the real world, they resort to tirelessly typing 24/7 on listing to receive some sort of validation from others. All of the girls are extremely ugly too. They beg for the attention of other boys because in the real world they are hideous and everyone is scared of them, they have no personality and they most likely smell horrible. Listing also loves to host events where you get to watch 2 losers scream at eachother for 12 hours.
Hey bro wanna go pack people in listing 🤓”
Holy shit timmy, thats such a good idea 🤓”
by MurtssZ November 15, 2023
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Unbucket list

A list of all excursions and events you did on your bucket list that you would never do again
That zip line ride is now on my unbucket list
by Tamkin cpa December 6, 2018
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Mr. List

The common name often used to describe a pedophile. He is an old man who is very sexual and can deceive you by thinking he is a sweet old man.
Mr. List touched my boob in the hallway on “accident
I hooked up with Mr.List last night and he gave me the time of my life.
by Brother 69 May 29, 2019
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hagari list

A fake or made-up list or listing used to cheat or scam people.
A banker used a hagari list of investments to cheat potential clients.

The local mechanic tried using a hagari list to cheat the driver of good parts that were deemed broken.

The garage sale was a total scam. They used a hagari list of 40 items, but when we reached there, they only had 15. The other 25 items were just to bait people to come.
by JusticeSeeker1978 March 5, 2024
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Cup list

A list of experiences or achievement that a person hope to achieve in their lifetime that is lower in magnitude when place in juxtaposition with their "bucket list". Essentially it is any other achievement that you don't have on your bucket list.
1. My friend just completed one of his cup list. He pee in the pool while swimming

2. Having a virtual tour of the Eiffel tower is definitely part of my cup list
by leyiquoy November 24, 2021
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Lists

There are 2 types of people in this world.
1. People who can finish lists
2.
I LOVE LISTS SO MUCH I WANT TO EAT A LIST
by NovaAelius December 14, 2023
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