Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/
Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.
Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.
Examples:
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."
Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/
Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.
Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.
Examples:
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."
Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
Get the Fool-King Jackholesmug. Sexy Fool is the husband of Robin's Left Nut he is his most trusted friend and soulmate, Sexy fool otherwise known as Bakuhoe is someone you can trust, but if you get him mad you can expect Robin his husband to be waiting for you.
Hey look it's Sexy Fool I wish I was in his position.
Hey watch out you don't wanna make Sexy Fool mad he might call his Husband after you
Hey watch out you don't wanna make Sexy Fool mad he might call his Husband after you
by Robin's Left Nut May 21, 2021
Get the Sexy Foolmug. The day after April 1st, April 2nd is considered an extension of April Fools because the implications that the jokes on the previous day were jokes, doesn’t hold substance, and thus are serious. Thus, April 2nd is barely any different from its preceding day, and jokes can be done since the time zone difference globally is affected on these two days; thus April 3rd is when the April Fools is officially over… beginning with Oceania time.
2023 will be the first year where such practice is witnessed and conducted, and will be a tradition for those who know the purpose onwards, globally.
2023 will be the first year where such practice is witnessed and conducted, and will be a tradition for those who know the purpose onwards, globally.
Marc: Man yesterday was fun with our waterbug antics on the class!
Don: Yeah it was.. (Don shakes his end with Marc, attached to Don is a shocker, and Marc is shocked)
Marc: Dude what the heck was that for!!?
Dan: don’t you see, April fools isn’t really over, the second day is considered an extension for those who missed this chance yesterday, April fools extended
Don: Yeah it was.. (Don shakes his end with Marc, attached to Don is a shocker, and Marc is shocked)
Marc: Dude what the heck was that for!!?
Dan: don’t you see, April fools isn’t really over, the second day is considered an extension for those who missed this chance yesterday, April fools extended
by PeanutJam91 February 22, 2023
Get the April Fools Extendedmug. In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.
Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools
by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018
Get the April Foolsmug. The Creative Fool is a webshow on Youtube and on its very own website. It's about this kid named Will and his life at college. Oh, and there's robots. And his split personality. It's kind of frackin' hilarious. There's a new episode every Monday.
Barack: Hey Michelle, have you heard of this The Creative Fool guy?
Michelle: Yeah, I watch him every week! That mothertrucker's hilarious!
Barack: You ain't my bitch, n****, buy your own damn fries!
Michelle: Yeah, I watch him every week! That mothertrucker's hilarious!
Barack: You ain't my bitch, n****, buy your own damn fries!
by bananarama_1 October 15, 2009
Get the The Creative Foolmug. A person who willingly gives up their ability to think critically, especially in groups or under authority. Not necessarily unintelligent, just morally lazy and intellectually passive. They don’t question lies, they repeat them. Challenging or questioning their beliefs is often met with ridicule or judgment, because they can’t defend their views with reason, only emotion. They’re not evil, but they make evil possible.
“He doesn’t even believe what he’s saying, he just follows whatever his ‘side’ says. Total Bonhoeffer fool.”
“She just shut me down when I challenged her view on climate change. Classic Bonhoeffer fool, dismissing facts with a sneer.”
“She just shut me down when I challenged her view on climate change. Classic Bonhoeffer fool, dismissing facts with a sneer.”
by WordNerd292882 April 5, 2025
Get the Bonhoeffer foolmug. by Edwin Aguilera February 28, 2009
Get the Fool Dawgmug.