Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

Clout Tax

An additional fee added to any good or service based on how popular it is on social media

Yo that tattoo artist is costing you $3000 for a thigh piece. you're deffo paying clout tax

by rmpl4sskn June 14, 2023

File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022

Tax drops

Tax frauds

The old woman on sw 8th street is very good at tax drops. You will never get caught dealing with her.

by Nowaytuesday December 27, 2016

The Lemon Tax

Lemon needs that bird

I just bought a bird but he stole it call it the lemon tax!!!!

by Goonboy10126 December 13, 2023

Skibidi Ohio Fanum Tax

When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.

“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.

by Ohio rizzler May 3, 2024

celebrity tax

An upcharge you pay at an establishment that is run by or employs a celebrity on site.

The prices at Hell's Kitchen are insane. You pay such a celebrity tax just because Gordon Ramsay's name is on the sign!

by Goectsche May 19, 2023