Prison Grease

When you have leftover chicken at KFC and the grease sticks the chicken to the bucket

Scott "This chicken is disgusting its covered in prison grease."

by WintaSnow August 3, 2024

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Whore

30+ year old women who dress like 19 year olds from the 90’s then go to bars to hit on 22 year olds and get shit faced

Chad: look at that grease whore what just walked in! Is that a plaid miniskirt and a bandana top?!
Stacy: oh god she looks like she just got kicked out of the bar across the street too

by Bigdicksfordays42069 March 17, 2022

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Jousting

When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.

I'm going over to my girlfriends house today for some grease Jousting.

by Snapilated December 15, 2021

Grease

Matt the obese fat ol tard ol lard is the most acurae deffinition that could ever explain this hermunculous he is just so bittery uderally disgusting troglodite that exists but this beach fuel diven cunt is greasy also did i mention hes fat?

ps. Fuck you grease ball

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Guy 1: Hey did you you see Micayla over there?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Grease got to her.
Guy2: poor oinker, that'll do pig... that'll do

by ifhysm May 27, 2017